Monday, September 15, 2008

It's My Birthday, And I'll Post What I Want

That's right--September 15th is my birthday, a date I share with Prince Harry, Dan Marino, Tommy Lee Jones, Oliver Stone, Merlin Olsen, Jackie Cooper, Fay Wray, Roy Acuff, Agatha Christie, Robert Benchley, and our 27th president, William H. Taft.

And since it's my birthday, I think it's only fair that I post anything I want--which means I think I'll post another photo of Jennifer Aniston in a bikini--

There have been a LOT of photos of Jen in a bikini this year. And no, I'm not complaining. In fact, there have been so many that it has vaulted Jennifer Aniston to the top of my Celebrities I'd Love To Spank list. Helen Hunt was there for a while, Halle Berry had it most recently but now moves down to number two. Jen tops the list.

It must be a tough to be Jennifer Aniston--her schedule seems to be wake up, breakfast, lay out by the pool for 2 hours, exercise, have lunch, lay out by the pool for two hours, then get ready for a dinner date with some good-looking musician or movie star. Poor girl. The last rumor I heard had her being seen with Gerard Butler. And I know a lot of ladies who have Gerard on their own Celebrities I'd Love To Be Spanked By list.

And now, for no reason other than it's my birthday--this photo--

Do I really need to tell you what I like about this photo?

And finally, I'm going to re-visit the Jessica Simpson photo I ran a couple of posts ago. When I first went looking for a photo of her wardrobe malfunction from her appearance on "Good Morning America" I could only find one photo--a high resolution photo that I used in the post. My computer, though, is about 10 years old and doesn't handle high-res photos that well sometimes. And on my computer, the Jessica Simpson photo just didn't look quite right. (Perhaps it looks okay to you--I don't know.) But now that a few more days have passed, there are other copies of the photo out there, and I found one that looks good on my computer (along with a close-up).

Thanks to everyone who drops by my blog. That's the best birthday present I could ask for. And go out and do something special for yourselves on my birthday. We may as well all celebrate!


Indy said...

Happy birthday, Ken!

Season said...

Happy Heinz 57! Variety is the spice of life! May all your birthday wishes come true. :-)

Radha said...

Happy Birthday, Dr. Ken! What's a birthday without a spanking? Hope you get to redden a bottom! Considering how cold its been around here lately, I'm sure there a quite a few needing to be warmed!

sparkle said...

Happy birthday, Dr. Ken!

CJ said...

Happy Birthday Doc!!

Glad to see that we are both Virgos.

Just for you Doc I will order a "Good Spanking" and drink a toast to a wonderful spanking year for you!


Michael said...

Happy Birthday, Dr. Ken! Hope you have a wonderful day and don't work too hard, unless it's spanking some cutie in honor of your 57 years.

I like Jessica Alba also and she certainly rates on the 'celebrity spank list' but are you sure those are pictures of her, Doc? Looks like someone else, Eva Mendes maybe.

Anyway, have a blast on your birthday, old friend. :)


imp said...

Happy Birthday Dr. Ken!!!
hope you get your birthday wish!

Dr. Ken said...

Indy--thanks! See you in Chicago in October?

Season--If all my birthday wishes came true, I'd probably die...with a smile on my face, to be sure, but still....
Thanks for the wishes!

RAdha--Sadly, I don't know any ladies in Minnesota to play with, so no, I didn't get to redden any bottom today. I sure would have liked to, though. And I appreciate the thought! Thanks.

Sparkle--Thank you, Sparkle! Give my regards to Chris and to Iris!

CJ--I think "A Good Spanking" has probably already been ordered for you...:-)

Michael--Actually, I didn't work at all today. I took today and tomorrow off of work to celebrate.
Thanks for pointing out the picture. Not only are you probably right about it not being Jessica Alba, a closer look would seem to indicate that it's not the same lady in each pose, but two different women. (The photo, as downloaded, was titled, "JessicaAlba.jpg"--hence my original message.) Not sure who they are, but I've changed the text in the post to reflect that.
And thanks for the birthday wishes!

Imp--thank you! I didn't get my birthday wish, but I did go out and buy myself a birthday present--an XBox 360 (there's was a price drop over the weekend, so I went for it!)

Season said...

What do you mean you don't know any ladies in Minnesota . . . .?


Dr. Ken said...

Season--Finish the sentence, Season. I don't know any ladies in Minnesota who I could have played with (or reddened their bottom, as Radha put it) on my birthday (which is now yesterday). Yes, I know ladies in Minnesota--were any of them going to come over and get spanked yesterday? No....
Ya little brat....:-)

Hermione said...

Sorry I'm a little late with the congratulations, Dr. Ken, but many happy returns!

The title of your post sounds a bit familiar to me. Good choice!


Season said...

"Ya little brat....:-)" tee hee hee. . .

You know, I think the statute of limitations on birthday wishes is that they have 60 days to come true.

Did you say you were buying lunch? ;-)

Dr. Ken said...

Hermione--in this case, it's a play on The Animals song, "It's my life, and I'll do what I want".
But still--great minds think alike, don't they? :-)

Season--60 days, huh?
As for lunch--can you eat standing up? :-)

Anonymous said...

Dr. Ken, I am aorry I am late in wishing you a Happy Birthday! Better late than never, right? You also share a birthday with my now ex-father-in-law, ex-brother-in-law, and my sister's mother. They aren't famous but there are some people who share your birthday as well!

I didn't know you were OLDER than Uncle D! LOL! I am sorry you didn't get your birthday wish to redden someone's bottom. If I lived closer then you would have been able to spank me on Monday! I would have volunteered since it was your birthday!

Season, good one on teasing the Doc! I laughed when I read your post on that and the Doc's response to it calling you a little brat! Maybe you should go see the Doc so he can give you a nice rosened bottom! Hehehehehe!

Hermione said...

Look at me, musically stuck in the fifties. Yes, I do remember that song by the Animals, now that you've reminded me.


Dr. Ken said...

Pest--thanks! Hey, belated birthday wishes are always welcome, too!

Hermione--Don't worry about it. There's nothing wrong with Lesley Gore... :-)